Continuing with the Goecha La trek ... day 4 was very special indeed but I thought that before I move on to the story of that day, its better to write something about BILLA ... yes in capitals ... because this "British" gentleman, proved critics wrong and completed his first trek in style. Though there were some small incidents in between, his overall performance was impressive. Lets start from the beginning. It all started with a dinner at Park, when Bishu and I were discussing about the trek. Suddenly, Billa expressed his desire to join the team. We were really surprised! How on earth can Billa stay away from the worldly comforts, good food, to go on a trek which promised to be quite a challenge. But all the descriptions of hardship failed to deter Billa. True to the stubbornness of his colonial (virtual) ancestors, he decided to go on. So with Her Majesty's blessings and good wishes, we embarked on the planning phase of the mission. Though he didn't play a significant part in that phase mostly because of his inexperience, his last additions of warm clothing and binoculars, which arrived from the other side of the English Channel, considerably boosted our morale! :P
Though I hate to discuss about someone's personal life but a particular Saturday is worth mentioning. Bishu and I had planned to do the common shopping 2 weekends prior to our departure but that weekend Billa failed to make it to Kolkata owing to some mysterious ailment. So he was forced to do his part of the shopping the next Saturday. Unfortunately, both Bishu and I were out of town for TOEFL, so I was pretty worried as to how Billa will manage to get all the stuff in the pre puja confusion of Kolkata. Luckily a particular woman friend of Billa (whom he had met on train to Hyderabad and ... well ... the rest is history!!!) came to his rescue. When I called him after my exams, to my immense relief, he was having lunch after completing his shopping. It is worth mentioning that, Billa had taken time of his project by citing stomach ache as the cause of his absence to his guide, in order to spend some quality time with his friend. His guide who was concerned about his well being, had apparently called him some days later, only to learn that he had "taken the first flight home after his stomach ache had become unbearable!"
Anyway, on the day of our departure, Billa came down from Kgp with Bishu and we got settled in our places in the train. Just after the train left Howrah, Billa talked to his mom and conveyed to her the news that we were rolling. The train ride was uneventful and the next day we reached NJP amidst rain and clouds. But even this grim weather failed to dampen his spirit and we reached the guest house to have some breakfast and repack our stuff before setting out for Yuskam. Billa had forgotten to buy a woolen cap and sunglasses, so we decided to get it from Siliguri. We advised Billa to "bargain hard" when buying from a roadside shop and sent him to get his glasses.
Billa: Sunglasses kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: 70 rupees, sir.
B: hmmm ... woh wala dikhayiye ... hmm ... woh wala .... kaisa lag raha hai?
S: Ekdum bariya!
B: (turing back to us, we were sitting in a car) How am I looking man?
Us: Ekdum Rajnikant ... hurry up man, we're getting late.
B: Ok Ok ... (to the shopkeeper) ... kitne ka hai?
S: 70 rupaye.
B: hmm ... (thinks hard and puts his hands on his chin to add to the effect ... Billa ... bargain hard) ... 60 rupees mein milega?
S: 65 de dijiye ...
B: Ok ... (what the f*#$)
2 agents roll out of the car and shouted at the shopkeeper who finally agrees to give it for 35 bucks. Meanwhile Bishu and I were rolling with laughter inside the car. Billa comes back smiling.
At SNT, we got into a jeep for Jorethang. Bishu and I got the first row, while Billa got the last row along with 3 locals including a pretty girl. Though Billa was unhappy about the last row, the prospect of sitting next to the girl probably cheered him up. Unfortunately, the girl's father sat next to Billa and very soon, we found Billa sleeping through some impressive section of the road along the Teesta.
We reached Jorethang at noon and changed cars for Yuksam. Due to landslides the journey proved to be a long one ... and yes interesting too! Just beyond Jorethang, a lady boarded our car. She sat between me and Billa (I was not ready to give up the window) ... and man ... she was one hot chick. The bumpy road and many a "thought experiments" provided enough distractions ... so I stared outside at the spectacular scenery. Billa's eyes kept shuttling between the raging and foaming Rangit outside and those luscious lips. Bishu with his impish smile, seized the moment and whispered into Billa's ears "Dude, there's more beauty inside than outside". Unfortunately, in order to raise his voice above the sound of the engine and probably in excitement, the words that were supposed to be whisper became audible to all. All the heads turned towards him and his promptly turned towards the sheer rock face outside the window!
We reached Yuksam well past sunset amidst torrential rain. Billa's "acclimatization" process was going on pretty well. Next morning, Bishu and Billa set out before us. Tsering, me and the porters started after about half an hour. From the very first day, he walked pretty well through the rain. In the coming days, I found that I walked the slowest and reached the campsites at the end. Thus Billa proved all his critics (including me - I was really skeptical about how he would perform) wrong and showed great determination and adaptability (especially on day 5 when we had to negotiate an unending detour through some of the worst terrain imaginable and Billa did this with an ankle injury). But nevertheless he provided constant entertainment throughout the trek. One of the most important things of his rucksack was his "cosmetic box". Billa always made it a point to correct us, "Its NOT a cosmetic set, it is a toiletries set". But for cavemen like us it made no difference. It consisted of a plethora of creams and ointment for all parts of the body, and everyday Billa made it a point to use all of them religiously after the trek.
Billa adjusted remarkably to the food and the life in tent. Gone were the days when Billa yearned for Chicken tandoori, chocolates and scotch ... the new Billa was happy with instant noodles, rice and curry, cheese, jam and nuts, though towards the end when his patience was wearing thin, he did complain about omelettes (on day 5)
Billa: C'mon man, all I'm asking for is an omelette ... it no big deal
Bishu: uff ... its getting late and dark ... you can have as many as you like once we reach Tsoka
Billa: #$%@ (the stress and the effect of the injury was beginning to show)
Billa found it difficult to believe that we were finding it difficult to stay in a four man tent.
Billa: Don't you think its too small for 4 people? Is it really a 4 man tent?
Bishu: Ya, whats the problem? Its designed for cold climates.
I: You'll enjoy the lack of space when you come with the right person!
Billa: Well ... (raising one of his eyebrows) ... I'll never stay with the right person in a tent.
I: Don't you think its unique and different? You like being different ... you watch Boston Legal!
Billa: Ummm ... then also I think I'll carry a 4 man tent ... the extra space won't hurt ... and ... (raising his hands in emphasis) ... We'll have an army of porters carrying all our stuff ... we'll travel in royal style.
I: Won't you carry anything at all?
Billa: Well, some chocolates and a water bottle.
I: What about your cosmetic box ... will you give that to the porters to?
Billa rolls his eyes and looks towards Bishu ... c'mon its a toiletries set! Bishu is smiling as usual.
Towards the end of day 3, Billa injured his right ankle en route Thangsing. This greatly lowered his enthusiasm and he was reluctant to continue on day 4. I persuaded him to go telling him that he might never have this chance again in his life. After quite and effort he was ready to go and set out in his new "chacha" attire.
Bilwa chacha from UP. Later looking at this pic, he regretfully commented, "Shit, it looks so rural and unpolished."The high point of the trek was over by day 4 noon and from that time onwards it was a downhill journey - literally and figuratively. But Billa was happy at the prospects of going back to civilization, though I'm sure he did enjoy the trek, especially day 4. The detour on day 5 tested all of us. It was an unimaginably bad trail, through the forest at 12000ft. At times the trail disappeared and we found ourselves walking laterally on landslide which plunged into the river hundreds of meters below. We had run out of water and chocolate and with no place to rest, we were forced to keep walking continuously for 3 and a half hours. It was extremely frustrating though not particularly tiring but for Billa with his injured ankle, it was really difficult. I was really sorry for the dejected look on his face but we had to move on. There was no other option.
The trekkers lodge at Tsoka was nice and cosy. This raised our spirits after all the hardships of the past 4 days. We also talked to our fellow trekker ... a couple from Mumbai - Ramesh and Bharti. We heard that Bharti had injured herself on day 3 and were unable to reach Thangsing.
Billa: Oh, you OK now?
Bharti: Ya, I was never injured in the first place.
Billa: Really, that's good. Our guide told us that you fell while coming down and couldn't reach Thangsing.
Bharti: No, no , we were just too tired. And also the view from Dzongri top was great. The entire range had opened up. How far did you see?
Billa: We went until Samiti Lake, then the clouds rolled in. So you have been trekking for 9 years, I heard.
Bharti: Ya, now a days its difficult for both of us to get holidays at the same time. Last time, Ramesh had to go to Everest Base without me.
Billa: So ... where did you met each other for the first time?
Clearly, they were not comfortable discussing that but Billa kept on pestering. Finally to change the topic
Bharti: Where will you be going from Yuksam?
Billa: Darjeeling ... btw, have you been to Kalimpong? Its a wonderful place.
An then Billa starts drawing a vivid picture of Kalimpong. Ramesh and Bharti were listening intently and were pretty impressed from the description.
Ramesh : Wow, that sounds great. How many times have you been there?
Billa: Actually I haven't been there. You must read "Inheritance of Loss", its a fabulous book. It describes Kalimpong and blah blah blah ....
That night, we compelled Billa to have Chang (Tibetan Millet Beer). We don't know whether he liked it or not (more used to scotch) but after we were done, we were all pretty tipsy!
Once back in Yuksam, we shared a drink on the last evening with Tsering. We ordered the local HIT from Yuksam breweries (owned by Dani Denzongpa - whose mansion in Mumbai is named Dzongri La) but Billa true to his "tradition", ordered tea. Just after the waitress had left, he turned back and said "Excuse me, ... make that black tea, please". Bishu and I exchanged glances, smiled and nodded our heads. Next day we reached Jorethang and was waiting for our car to Darjeeling. The streets were littered with liquor shops.
Billa: Oh man, its hilarious ... they keep the ships closed on Amvasya, Purnima and Dry days. What's dry days?
I: What do you think? What's dry got to do with alcohol?
Billa: Ummm ... what can it be?
I: Why don't you ask the shopkeeper what is it all about?
Bishu: Go ahead, ask him and also get some stuff for the journey to Darjeeling. It'll take pretty long.
Billa: Hmm ... I think its a spelling mistake ... is it Fridays? See D and F are situated next to each other on the keyboard! But then why is Dry and day separate and Y and I are not next to each other... (keeps on thinking while we are about to burst!)
Once in Darjeeling, Billa was impressed by the colonial town. He greatly appreciated the ambiance, pastry and coffee at the Glenary's (we all did) and flirted with the lady at the counter. Later he lectured us on women psychology. It was great fun so we allowed him to go on.
The Shangri La impressed him even more and after a long time, sipping whiskey in wide rimmed glass, he continued to entertain us. He made it a point to tell the manager that the food was good but very oily, and came out smiling for being a "responsible citizen". He invested quite an amount on tea and made sure that he got the best (read most expensive) one after sniffing through a lot of them LIKE an expert.
Against the opinion of many, Billa turned out to be a great travel companion - humorous, adaptable and always eager to learn. I must admit that he also has the qualities of a successful trekker, hidden amongst his love for luxury and extravagance. A toast to Billa ... hic!




















